Everybody sucks

I'm finally in a good enough mood to talk to you worthless shit-heads that decide to actually read my blog, when I hate you so god damn much. It's like the entire world is completely retarded, even in school, I'm back trying to finish; and I don't even need to try, its so easy. Actually, you know what, I think the students in my current school are the most retarded in Canada. I thought some people in my class were cool [film/television class] but the following conversation convinced me that they were special:

Dan: "You like star wars?"

Andrew: "Yeah, I watched it a while ago, they're pretty good."

Dan: "What ones did you see? Episodes four, five and six were the best ones. The new ones weren't as good, with the exception of three which had mediocre casting, and had good special effects."

Andrew: "I hated episodes four, five, and six! They were so old, and it was boring. The new episodes were awesome, episode three was the best star wars."

Dan: "What!? What about Han Solo, and Lando Calrissian? They were awesome, and it was a trilogy; Episodes one, two and three had all different actors. They were terrible."

Andrew: *shrugs* "They were boring, you just have bad taste in movies."

Turns out, he doesn't know Bruce Campbell and hates Tom Cruise. So I can't discuss movies with him and he never plays games. Countless other times people have disappointed me, and I'm glad its almost over. Oh, and when discussing music to someone [metal] I thought he was a real metal-head but again I was let down [again in film/television class]:

Dan: "What music you listen to?"

(I forget his name, he is unimportant): "Metal." (he says this with a smile)

Dan: "Awesome, same here! I listen to hard rock too, but mostly metal; and I don't listen to that shit new age metal, like slipknot and lamb of god. They suck hardcore."

(unimportant guy): "I like lamb of god actually, they are totally metal."

Dan: "Err.. No, but I guess that's okay. Do you like cannibal corpse?"

(unimportant guy): "Cannibal corpse sucks, they are shitty death metal. Lamb of god is good death metal."

As you can see my film/television class was not the most interesting. The teacher (aside from him never being at class and never taking attendance) put me in the grade eleven portion, instead of the grade twelve portion of the class. So I didn't get credited for anything.

I also neglected to post my last short story, but I'll post it now since I already wasted my time writing all this bullshit.

The Experiment:

Read here

Its only a first draft with some editing done, so I haven't rewritten it. It's not as great as I'd hoped, but it will improve my efforts in my next short story. I have never written a comedy, so I'm going to start of with something completely absurd:

The Adventure of Detective Wilson and his Talking Cat Sidekick